Friday, April 13, 2007

Where is Terminator?

Distraught library staff and a rather angry Homer were shocked recently when The Terminator was kidnapped by a gorilla and two Mexican bandits in broad daylight in the Law Library this semester. "The gorilla is without a doubt the same gorilla that was involved in the kidnapping of Homer last year" said Paul White (University Law Librarian). “We are part of a coastal community and I shudder to think what could be happening to The Terminator, what with all that salty sea air”, commented one concerned library team member. The Kidnappers struck while The Terminator was dutifully reminding students to always take course reserve books from the law library over to the loans desk so they can be lent out to them. Library staff are baffled as to why the kidnappers have not yet contacted them.

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